Ok...I caught the "hint" from Ryan.Yes...let's do hot dogs.
Even though I, Heather, HATE THEM.
So PLEASE, someone bring chili and cheese so that I can eat chili bread.
We'll do all the hot dogs and buns.
Chips could be nice, but please, no cheesy ones. I want Hayden to live through HOPE Group.
Funyuns are my favorite.
Baked beans would be delicious.
Dessert is necessary.
What else do you eat with hot dogs...this is hard for me, since I'm not someone who eats hot dogs.
Oh! Condiments!
I have ketchup.
And mustard.
If you like other things on them, then maybe you should bring it.
I was thinking...
I've never tried a chili dog with onions on it.
Maybe if I actually ate one with all that on it, I could stomach the nasty "toe-nail meat" part.
Vomit.
So come...and we'll eat hot dogs...and hopefully other things that are actually good.
Oh....
AND PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR HOUSE TO SELL!!
These people love it, and are supposed to make an offer tonight or tomorrow morning. PLEASE pray that they do!
Then we will be creative team hope group in "da-hood."
Woo-who!!
Love you guys...
We'll see you soon.
Can't wait.
Hot dogs taste like feet smell.
posted by Hope Grouper at 7:05 PM
10 Comments:
Just to clear things up here... hot dogs were not my idea! I didn't know that Heather doesn't like them. And it was Aaron's idea anyway... *but, I must admit that it does sound really good to me!! mmmm... mystery meat!
I'm gonna bring those Chocolate bar things that I made earlier this semester for ya'll. I even made them today in advance... I'm on the ball!!
Hot Dogs Heather, are a blessing from above. The Bible says that every good and perfect thing comes from God, so we need to thank our blessed Savior for these glorious weiners. They are so wonderful!
If you think about it, Hot Dogs are a lot like you and I. We are nasty and filthy before the Lord. We really don't know what we are made of until the Lord shines His light on us and allows all the nastiness to come out. This is a process called sanctification. Although, hot dogs are not sanctified, they are all the rejects of different animals put together to make a glorious a 6" piece O goodness. Kind of like us! We are a bunch of messed up people who the Lord has brought together and before Him we are a beautifl sight. (Skit anyone?)
So Heather, embrace the Hot Dog! It has been good to many people throughout the years and does not deserve such a hate filled blog. They've done nothing wrong except be themselves.
So Hot Dogs, tonight we shall feast, and feast we shall! It will be a glorious night filled with over spiritualizing your existence.
I, as always, will bring the cheez! And maybe some party hats. Woo Hoo!
EJ
I love EJ for taking something that I already loved (hotdogs) and making them spiritual.
Yea for EJ.
And I also love the first three words of his comment: Hot Dog Heather
That's what I'm calling her from now on.
Aaron
Wow... that was nice EJ! I will never eat them the same again...
Lori says she's bringing chips and dip...
Hot Dog Heather it is! What a wonderful name for a beautiful little lady! Aaron make sure the boys know about this.
Tonight brothers and sisters, we shall dine in Hot Dog Heaven!
EJ
For the record, I REFUSE to answer to Hot Dog Heather. You might as well call me Throw Up Heather, or Feet Funk Heather, or Meat with Hiney Holes, Heather. But, like a good person, I will agree to a compromise.
I will answer to Hot Heather.
Everyone fine with that?
Sounds MORE than reasonable to me.
Love,
Hot Heather
I guess that's better than Dog Heather. But when you move that would have to be DAWG Heather. HE HE HE!!! Hey I will be bringing homemade mac 'n' cheese. It should counter balance the feet smell and taste to a certain degree. Love yall ~ Liz
Meat with Hiney Holes Heather, you are so funny. I'm glad that you recommended this new name. It fits perfectly. Hot Heather was good, but Meat with Hiney Holes Heather is much, much, more you.
So, Meat with the Hiney Holes Heather, I look forward to dining with you and all of our freinds tonight as we feast on this precious manna and bless the Lord since He has so blessed us!
EJ
I'll bring the chili. See y'all tonight!!
Brittany
hummmmmm...i would have to almost agree with Heather. i don't like hot dogs but if theres enough stuff on them and/or if im hungry enough i'll be more that happy to eat them. but i don't despise them as much as you do Heather. haha
so with that said.
i guess i can bring pickle relish. i love that stuff. i'll bring some chips as well. what about french onion sun chips? are those ok Heather?
see yall tonite.
Chad
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