Skit
Ok...
I need some awful descriptions about friends and marriage.
Here's an example...
Friends only like you when you're happy.
When friends get boyfriends/girlfriends, they forget all about you.
Wives yell.
Men only think about themselves.
I need all the bad stuff.
This will be fun.
You can sort of vent about all the sad parts of friendship and marriage or dating...and you're doing it for the greater good of the skit this weekend.
It's guiltless griping!
Hurry...be HONEST! Skits don't work unless you see yourself inside them.
I'm needing SHORT answers. Again...no theology. We already know what we are saying, we just want a lightening round of examples of how we do NOT represent God clearly in our relationships.
Heather
I need some awful descriptions about friends and marriage.
Here's an example...
Friends only like you when you're happy.
When friends get boyfriends/girlfriends, they forget all about you.
Wives yell.
Men only think about themselves.
I need all the bad stuff.
This will be fun.
You can sort of vent about all the sad parts of friendship and marriage or dating...and you're doing it for the greater good of the skit this weekend.
It's guiltless griping!
Hurry...be HONEST! Skits don't work unless you see yourself inside them.
I'm needing SHORT answers. Again...no theology. We already know what we are saying, we just want a lightening round of examples of how we do NOT represent God clearly in our relationships.
Heather
posted by Hope Grouper at 2:15 PM
5 Comments:
Friends who have hurt feelings if you don't call them enough....or if you don't send thank you cards for things they did for you.....or think you seem "distant" when it's all you can do to keep your eyes open until the kids are in bed that day....
Husbands don't get hints.
Wives are no fun.
Husbands don't see the overflowing trash can.
Husbands don't remember the important dates like the day he met you, the day he proposed to you, the day he first kissed you, the day you wore the blue dress...
Wives love soap operas.
Wives nag.
Husbands put their socks in the dirty clothes inside out.
Friends who are very high maintanance.
Friendships where you give, give, give and there is nothing in return.
Husbands are bad drivers.
Wives whine about their appearance.
Friends that constantly say they want to hang out, but always cancel a scheduled "date".
husbands always forget when you have a date because the guys called to go play golf
husbands never forget when their favorite team is playing on tv.
husbands always forget important moments in your married life but can remember the statistics of the 1954 world series, superbowl or any other sports event.
wives nag.
Wives are your ball and chain.
Husbands are vision challenged and can see to step over the laundry but not to fold it or put it away.
"Are your arms broken you can clean!"
Husbands do not talk on the phone after you are married
Always right
Husbands babysit the kids
Good friends have good gossip
Men/Women put the toilet paper on the wrong way
Men/women push the toothpaste from the wrong side
leave the toilet seat up
....I hope that helps!
Kyle
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